It's Official, Charlie Sheen Has Gone Crazy

Charlie Sheen On 'Today': Demands A Raise To $3 Million Per Episode

            Well, it's official. Charlie Sheen has gone crazy. He has snapped under the pressure of Hollywood and has decided to make everyone else suffer with him. Sheen's "Issues" started over a year ago, with a report of assault of a woman. Starting there Sheen went from bad, to really, really, really messed up. Partying, heavy drinking and drugs have caused Sheen to go to rehab, not once, but three times! He claims to be clean of drugs, with only one drug in his system, and I quote, "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." Crazy much? I think so. 
           Sheen is also asking for a raise from CBS to continue is show, Two and a Half Men after his last outburst. He wants to be paid 3 million dollars per show, even though he is already the highest paid man on television, earning 1.8 million per episode. He also wants CBS to apologize "publicly, while licking my feet." Seriously Charlie? What happened to you that was so awful that you want them to publicly lick your feet? Charlie Sheen, in my personal opinion you need to get a seriously brutal wake-up call. The world isn't yours and never will be. You need to check yourself, before you reck yourself.